How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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