My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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