Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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