Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
tonight lets celebrate not being married
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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