how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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