That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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