I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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