I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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