I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
