Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
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Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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