Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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