Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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