Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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