Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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