hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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