last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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