I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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