id be glad to
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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