we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Randomize
