I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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