Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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