So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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