What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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