Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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