there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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