Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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