Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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