I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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