Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
