if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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