Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
