I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
This is my gift to your gina
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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