you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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