Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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