Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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