Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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