Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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