oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
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