grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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