I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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