Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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