Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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