I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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