I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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