That's when you crack a 10am beer
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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