I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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