the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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