I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
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How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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