wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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