One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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