We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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