Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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