her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
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and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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