I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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